check out a radio show i did (6-16-04) called 100% Grind.
If you have realplayer, open it then hit file>open location and copy/paste this address:

http://www.radford.edu/~jvineyard/100percentgrind.rm

if not, just click this link and hit "open with realplayer" or whatever.
CAUTION: using this method may freeze your PC or take a really long time. i suggest you open realplayer first, then paste the address in the "Open Location" bar (usually accessed by pressing Cntrl+L on the keyboard).

ok, so i was looking through some websites (aka looking at porn) and i found this little paragraph explaining the specific situation being portrayed. i thought it was pretty funny, seeing as how there are numerous spelling and grammar mistakes. so i put it on here.

This big beautiful madam still feels herself a girl! She wants to be young, coquettish and SEXY. She realizes her wishes with guys who never were disappointed by her. Where does she take them? She is a fan of a football team! Nice football-players can't say not to women. She knows that, so she can fuck endless! Want to help a guy? :-)

ok....so what the hell is coquettish anyway?

to lighten the mood, i'm posting some fun phrases to try out in everyday speech. i like to think of them as tobasco for the english language. enjoy!

"you know i'd fuck that chick....but i'd have to do it from the back so i don't have to look at that ugly face"

"he's just another faceless douche that i don't know and never want to meet"

"that shit kicks like a dude with no arms in a fight"

"she's like a reverse-MILF" <--(think about it....not a mom, but a........ok, it's like a 12 year old girl. damn you hardheaded bastards!!)

"them's some big ol' titties"

"damn, that's one hot piece of fuck meat"

ok, that's it for now....i might add more later.

Posted by: daine / 6/02/2004 05:49:00 PM (0) comments