here's a list of funny spam messages that have shown up in one of my many inboxes....inboxi? whatever.
oh, and these are all [sic]

At the beach, my top fell off and I think some guy jerked to it
I love the feeling of a hard hotdog between my legs
Not a vibrator, it's still me!
Blonde vixen starred in Demon Island and we got the tit shot
Fuck Like a Porn Star: Turned On If They See You Stroking Your Cock!
How many nimphs can you fit into a room?
With one swoop of my tongue I had his balls and rod in my mouth
Hello! Paris Hilton is a professional mouth you
Help! Aliens Grew My Cock Overnight!
Paris Hilton Porno Life: Chocolate and Ice Cream Smeared with Cum!
Nasty Little Paris Hilton: Mistresses of Fuck-Fu!
Sexy Paris Hilton Wants Three Dicks in Their Mouths!
Don't waste jerking time - see that nutritious cumshot smeared on Jenna Jamesons
Construction workers are jerks they always yell big boobs when I pass
Filthy Jessica Simpson Reveals Her Pussies Made For Creampies!
Smear your cum on their faces to make them happy!
Sperm on their Face is their Best Birthday Present!
I made him shove his nuts in my ass and slide his rod in my box
It's Not Someone Else's Dick, It's Mine!
Do you want to see me pee?
Not Mature, Experienced!

that's it for now, but i'm sure there will be more soon. these things replicate like republicans.

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